SponsoredEver Land in the ER From a Golf Ball-Sized Mosquito Bite?USA Network3/06/14 12:00pmFiled to: USA Networkvideosirensfunny ha hawatch it893EditPromoteShare to KinjaGo to permalinkStuck to a toilet seat in a public restroom? An EMT is the one who will get you free. Passed out from a lack of oxygen while in the middle of teaching a lesson on the topic of oxygen itself? An EMT will make sure you come back to life. Advertisement EMTs see some seriously crazy scenarios on a daily basis. So here's where you tell us about that funny-in-hindsight time a dog named Lucky bit you in a place that prohibited you from riding a bike for a week.USA's new comedy series Sirens (executive produced by Denis Leary of Rescue Me and Bob Fisher, co-writer of Wedding Crashers) presents the humorous side of EMT life. The show chronicles Johnny (Michael Mosley), Hank (Kevin Daniels) and Brian (Kevin Bigley), a trio of EMTs who are great at their jobs, but terrible at just about everything else. Advertisement So what was the weirdest, funniest thing that happened to you in an ambulance, ER or hospital? A food poisoning-induced trip to a third world emergency center during your tropical honeymoon? A Q-Tip stuck in your ear? Share your stories in the comments!Sirens premieres Thursday, March 6 at 10/9c on USA Network. Check out the trailer above, then tune in for proof positive that funny things can happen when you save lives for a living.This post is a sponsored collaboration between USA Network and Studio@Gawker.