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Standard contest rules apply. Only open to US residents. To enter, head here to take a short survey. (Not working? That means you may have already taken this survey, or one similar; you can still enter the contest by sending your answer to the second to last survey question to email@example.com. Still not seeing it? You may have an ad blocker turned on.) You can also enter by sending your answer to the second to last survey question and your contact information to Gawker Media, Attn: Kindle Survey, 210 Elizabeth Street, Third Floor, New York, NY 10012. The contest began on September 19 at 12:00 PM ET and ends on January 31, 2014 at 11:59 PM ET.