Single Ladies: What’s the Most Ridiculous Life Advice You’ve Ever Received?

There’s nothing that invites unsolicited advice quite like being a single woman. To show up at a family reunion is to be drowned in a deluge of dubious dating and life advice from everyone from the aunt you haven’t seen in at least five years, to your great-uncle’s new wife. To mention that you might even be content…

What's Your Favorite Sportscaster Call Of All Time?

The best sports announcers don’t just call the plays — they bring their own personalities and (occasionally insane) points of view to the game. From Dick Vitale’s “Dipsy-do dunkaroo!” to Chris Berman’s “Back back back back,” sportscasters’ calls and catchphrases can sometimes be less about what they’re saying, and…

What's Your Desert-Island Streaming Service?

The other day I was having “the talk” with my parents. You know the one: where you explain to them what streaming TV and movies are, and how you “get” them. But while I was talking to them, I realized that not only was my explanation not totally making sense (even to me), but that maybe I’ve actually been doing…

Behold the Three Types of Unreachable Coworkers You'll Meet in Hell

We all know it’s true: Work sucks. The evils of capitalism are one thing, but having to deal with bumbling coworkers makes the 9-to-5 (or 7, or 8) all the more trying. Frustrating colleagues exist in a variety of forms, but there’s a special place in hell for the ones who you can literally never get a hold of. Let’s…

Arranged Marriage vs. IRL vs. Right-Swipe: Which Got You Hitched?

In 2015, a solid relationship can come from anywhere — whether it's the cramped corner of your office bathroom or that magical miracle-maker in your purse — your phone. But finding a lifelong partner-in-sexy-time who embraces your sleep apnea and laundry day underwear involves different things for different people.