If there's even the smallest possibility you might wind up abandoned on a desert island (one can dream in this weather, amiright?) in the upcoming future, or if you just want to be able to fix anything, anytime, anywhere, then you should take the survey over there to the right, and possibly win a titanium 16-headed Leatherman multi-tool. They're perfect for those "Oh my god, I think I just saw a polar bear — I have to tell my volleyball" sort of moments.
To enter, email the last question of the survey to firstname.lastname@example.org with "Leatherman Charge Multi-tool Contest" as the subject line. Standard contest rules apply. Only open to US residents. Readers may also enter by sending the last question of the survey and their contact information to Gawker Media, Attn: Leatherman Charge Multi-tool Contest, 210 Elizabeth Street, Fourth Floor, New York NY 10012. The contest begins on January 1 at 11:59 am EST and ends on June 31 at 11:59 pm EST.